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Fuck_and_Wagnalls 1042 reads
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Brazilian = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Native American = black


Primer on Understanding/Interpreting Provider Ads (reprinted by permission). Many have asked this be added to the Newbie Manual

This Provider ad Primer is pretty accurate! Beware the following BS euphemisms.  Enjoy!


BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Full Figured = fat with big tits
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly

Slim = no boobs/flat
Svelte = no boobs/flat
Slender = no boobs/flat
Dancer's body = no boobs/flat

Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Barbie = fake tits

Brazilian = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cuban = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Native American = black

Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Legend/Legendary = old
No age listed = old

Educated = graduated High School
Cultured = drinks wine, not beer

Age = generally add 7-10 years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
30 = 40s
MILF = 45 and up!

Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Upscale =  over priced w/ snooty personality
All American = trailer trash
Princess = has an attitude problem & LOTS of rules
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips

New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across town

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = robs the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = robs out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
Available 24/7 = my pimp never sleeps

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information. Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large

BE FOREWARNED!!


YouKnowItsAnAlias1832 reads

At least in Atlanta I am reading more and more reviews that state the girl is Asian or Hawian but you look at her ad and she is clearly African American.  Is this common in all markets and why would a reviewer do this?

Posted By: YouKnowItsAnAlias
At least in Atlanta I am reading more and more reviews that state the girl is Asian or Hawian but you look at her ad and she is clearly African American.  Is this common in all markets and why would a reviewer do this?
This is common. I've also seen Indian, Peurto Rican, and Mexican where the provider is really black.
There are lots of reasons people won't see black providers. They are far more likely than providers of other races to live in a dangerous neighborhood, have a drug problem, have a nasty pimp. try to rob you, and or have an STD.

GaGambler538 reads

This post breaks no rules, so I will let it stand no matter how racist or distasteful I find it.

OTOH, I will turn a blind eye to any and all flames in response to this post as long as they are not threatening in nature.

IOW, "You a a racist pig" is allowed. OTOH, "You are a racist pig and I am going to hunt you down and kick your ass" is most definitely NOT ALLOWED. Mikey, are you listening? lol

Ok, feel free to break out those flamethrowers now. I'll be back in a while to clean up the mess.

To OP, that's not true, where did you get this info (diseases, pimps, bad neighborhoods). You can't generalize a whole race of people.

I know I'm tested every 30 days, don't have pimp and live in great neighborhood. I don't host at my home because I don't want anyone knowing where I reside. I host in 3.5 and 4.0 Star hotels.

Kimber

This is one dumb ass topic - it's been my experience in talking to providers with a "blend" that there are some parts of the country that to admit that she is "pure" African may turn off clients. For the record, last time I looked in the mirror I appeared to be pretty damn White or Caucasion but my preferences for ladies have to be African whether there is a mix or blend or whatever. I'm not going to get into a historical discussion over this but the recent devopment of the human race has occured for all kinds of reasons and that is quite simply put. Reason being is real blunt: legs, lips and butts. And there ain't nobody that can say the word "baby" like a woman of African descent - bottom line. About the bad neighborhood or pimp business I won't even address that - those conditions cross all so called racial lines.

My ATF happens to be number three in the Top 100 List and she is hotter than hell! It doesn't hurt that she is of African descent with perhaps a "blend". It has been suggested in the past to me that I may have some African blood in me - got a lot of Irish - gee! Do we start a whole new thread over this one? Get real people and enjoy each others company. gf60

I can't tell you how many times I've visited a provider who claimed to be "American",
and she turned out to be Italian, or French. Once I saw a girl who was supposedly Irish,
but upon further questioning, turned out she had a great-grandfather who was actually Scottish!!
Bitch.

Of course, as always, the lying occurs on both sides. There are hobbyists out there who claim
to be human beings, and they obviously ... well, they just aren't.

Love it!  Thanks.

Posted By: clarence37
I can't tell you how many times I've visited a provider who claimed to be "American",
and she turned out to be Italian, or French. Once I saw a girl who was supposedly Irish,
but upon further questioning, turned out she had a great-grandfather who was actually Scottish!!
Bitch.

Of course, as always, the lying occurs on both sides. There are hobbyists out there who claim
to be human beings, and they obviously ... well, they just aren't.

Posted By: axeman170
Posted By: YouKnowItsAnAlias
At least in Atlanta I am reading more and more reviews that state the girl is Asian or Hawian but you look at her ad and she is clearly African American.  Is this common in all markets and why would a reviewer do this?
This is common. I've also seen Indian, Peurto Rican, and Mexican where the provider is really black.
There are lots of reasons people won't see black providers. They are far more likely than providers of other races to live in a dangerous neighborhood, have a drug problem, have a nasty pimp. try to rob you, and or have an STD.
-- Modified on 9/12/2011 11:24:28 AM

I'd have to respectfully disagree with you on this matter...not ALL black providers are as you've so blatantly stated...there are those out there who cares about the welfare of themselves as well as the welfare of their clients and would not compromise their health or safety in any way. It's true that some black providers are as you say they are, but so are other races....I've scanned the ripoff section and the majority of the rip off girls are white...so its not just black providers that anyone needs to be weary of...drug abuse, STD, pimps, etc are rampant in all races and what you've stated about it being just common with us blacks is really not a fair statement to make. Just my $0.02

I didn't say all black providers were like this, just that they are far more likely than providers of other races to be like this. The majority of girls in the ripoff are white just because the majority of people are white in this country. A higher percentage of black providers are ripoffs. Same goes for black clients--ever wonder why many, many white providers will not see black clients? Because they are far more likely than white, Asian, or Hispanic clients to try to rob them, to have a disease, or to try to get it on without protection. I know this because I've been told it by the providers themselves--one who was beat up by a black client who wanted his money back (and her service was great).

I know just as many fucking white, hispanic, asian etc.....who live in poor neighborhoods. My fucking god who let this piece of trash in here?

This fucking shit just makes me froth at the mouth

Profiling is detective work. For example, an Arab with a beard like Rip Van Winkle is far more likely than someone of another race to try to hijack a plane and crash it into a building.

I won't be respectful. That is just fuckin' moronic, you know that?

I will give you cred for not hiding behind an alias. Other than that, how can you think that kind of shit?

Have you ever spent any time with black Americans in a mostly black area? Have you ever spent time in a white trash trailer park with tweekers? Quite the contrast. You have both great people and human waste in every race. Frankly I don't know why someone has to SAY THIS TO YOU in the year 2011.

As a lilly white cracker with a humongous interacial family, I can tell you those kind of comment come from a lack of education or experience on the subject, but moreover a problem with "groupism." You *believe* blacks aren't are good as whites in some way. Maybe you're not a racist and you try to treat everyone the same. I don't know. But you certainly have some bigotry behind those views, and that is just fucked up. Real fucked up.

I hope you will make some effort to gain more insight into humanity and race, and work on getting rid of that predjudice.

:(
HalfHour

Fuck_and_Wagnalls1043 reads

Brazilian = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Native American = black


Primer on Understanding/Interpreting Provider Ads (reprinted by permission). Many have asked this be added to the Newbie Manual

This Provider ad Primer is pretty accurate! Beware the following BS euphemisms.  Enjoy!


BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Full Figured = fat with big tits
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly

Slim = no boobs/flat
Svelte = no boobs/flat
Slender = no boobs/flat
Dancer's body = no boobs/flat

Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Barbie = fake tits

Brazilian = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cuban = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Native American = black

Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Legend/Legendary = old
No age listed = old

Educated = graduated High School
Cultured = drinks wine, not beer

Age = generally add 7-10 years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
30 = 40s
MILF = 45 and up!

Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Upscale =  over priced w/ snooty personality
All American = trailer trash
Princess = has an attitude problem & LOTS of rules
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips

New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across town

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = robs the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = robs out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
Available 24/7 = my pimp never sleeps

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information. Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large

BE FOREWARNED!!


lousdrivein384 reads

Sad part is, the majority of that is true......

Lou

Fuck_and_Wagnalls687 reads

meant to include Puerto Ricans (many of which are black). My Bad.

Here in states girls want to be something else. I think most highly review African American (or African descent) TER girls are truthful.

However lots of hispanics have african blood. Hawaiians are mixed so the african americans claiming to be Hawaiian may be true. I found filipinos and mixed Hawaiians have flat broad noses so american whites may confuse facial featured with american blacks.

My Samoan friend came to visit and my neighbor thought he was black because he was dark, broad nose(but has straight hair), My neighbor knows I'm dark but don't have broad flat nose, so he thought I was Asian Indian (my father is). I identify as African Trinidadian.

For example:

Good looking = Haven't checked out a mirror in a while.

Fit = I can still see my cock.

Masculine = bald (also smells bad)

Great lover = Can get an erection with enough Viagra.

Experienced = uses a walker

Loves to party = drinks like a fish

Generous = Won't ask for change from a ten.

Discrete = We can't spell any better.

Great dresser = Owns at least one shirt with a collar.

Successful businessman = SEC hasn't caught up with me yet.

Happily married = unhappily married

Divorced = I hope you like getting my kids' child support $.

Man of the world = Likes the kinky porn that's made in eastern Europe.

You get the idea.



SplleChek333 reads

Posted By: Fuck_and_Wagnalls
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Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell

octovert287 reads

more important is what her skin feels like, especially her hands. Most women of color I know have hands as dry and rough and hard as work gloves, and I don't mean deerskin, either. OTOH, if being touched by her is at least as nice as being touched by upscale dress gloves, she's a turn-on to me regardless of whether she is cold wintry white or a bittersweet chocolate Ugandan.

MadamAnna409 reads

Oh my god, that was hilarious and totally, totally TRUE!

Though I do describe my African girl as a "princess" because, while black girls have bad reps in the industry, so do the guys that choose them, and I'm trying to weed out the violent freaks on her behalf. The more I can describe her as top-notch (which she is) the less I have to screen the assholes.

Posted By: Fuck_and_Wagnalls
Brazilian = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Native American = black


Primer on Understanding/Interpreting Provider Ads (reprinted by permission). Many have asked this be added to the Newbie Manual

This Provider ad Primer is pretty accurate! Beware the following BS euphemisms.  Enjoy!


BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Full Figured = fat with big tits
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly

Slim = no boobs/flat
Svelte = no boobs/flat
Slender = no boobs/flat
Dancer's body = no boobs/flat

Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Barbie = fake tits

Brazilian = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cuban = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Native American = black

Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Legend/Legendary = old
No age listed = old

Educated = graduated High School
Cultured = drinks wine, not beer

Age = generally add 7-10 years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
30 = 40s
MILF = 45 and up!

Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Upscale =  over priced w/ snooty personality
All American = trailer trash
Princess = has an attitude problem & LOTS of rules
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips

New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across town

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = robs the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = robs out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
Available 24/7 = my pimp never sleeps

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information. Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large

BE FOREWARNED!!


Pushing69424 reads

I see what you are complaining about, and I feel your frustration, but I think this is much more complicated than you are giving credit.  The most recent US census identified that 32% of the population of the US reported themselves as a combination of 2 or more races.  Almost a third of the nation doesn't fit neatly into the racial categories that have been used to delineate the segments of our population!  My father is black, but my mother is half Indian (ethnically from Mumbai by way of Guyana, South America) and half Irish.  At a glance, I probably look African American, but I do have facial features which are clearly indicative of a racial melting pot.  Since my family lived nearer to my mother's family than my father's, I grew up identifying more with my Carribean and Indian heritage than that of my African American one.  I don't feel categorizing me as "Black" is accurate.  If I were a provider and listed myself as black, I imagine any black client coming to see me might consider the listing misleading and inaccurate.

Believe me.  I live there.  I have also seen this trend you describe in ads in mainland cities.  Obviously, the intent is to convey some impression of the exotic; grass-skirts and all.  In reality, the features of a typical Hawaiian girl (that is, high quantum of Hawaiian blood) is not necessarily bad, but not likely to be stunningly beautiful, either.
Watch your spelling, BTW.  You're missing two consonants!

I've found that Hawaiian native girls are generally ugly by white western standards--to heavy.

In the 80's interracial dating became largely acceptable in mainstream social views. In the 90's it exploded. Now you have like a gazillion multi-racial 20 - 30 somethings. So these chicks are mostly of that ilk...e.g. she has a 1/4 Hawian in her and 3/4 African-AMerican she claims to be Hawain...

But if you're wondering why all these black chicks (and they know they are and will be percieved as "black", whether by the tone of their skin or the kink in their hair) are choosing to claim to be anything other than black - it's mostly because there are still fucktards like the dude above who stereotypically associate black with being the lowest common denominator. The short of it is, they don't wanna scare away all the old white guys with all the money. But I bet they are proud as hell to be black any other time. It's just marketing.  

On the other hand, some people are so ignorant they think anyone with brown skin is black. There are quite a few hispanic and carribean cultures with common african ancestry and several psuedo-Asian cultures as well.

I don't personally make the disctinction. Ugly is ugly, hot is hot. Let's fuck.

Few rules I live by. Can't weigh more than me, can't be able to beat me up, have shorter hair than me, and someone else wants to fuck them.

I had a deal about them being taller than me, but been with a couple that were just as tall if not taller and had fucking great times!

Oh. Don't like the bush. Clean shaven, or a landing strip.

I'll floss before I get there, not during. ;)

YouKnowItsAnAlias471 reads

I understand a provider can put anything she wants in an ad, but this is in reviews?  My question is more along the lines of would that be more likely to be a self review or did she ask her client to use a certain choice if he did a review.  Maybe she asked TER to change it.  I just don't understand why a review would be inaccurate?

Sorry my post started off with a racist response.

I think it was Axeman's response that set the tone extremely negative. Each person is entitled to their opinion, but I disagree with the negative connotations about black providers. I have met several black providers that were classy, safety conscious and wonderful GFE companions. I have met some white providers that I declined to engage because they were perfect examples of what Axeman described but they were white.

Each person is just that ... a unique individual that should be edified or condemned based on their personal situation. Categorizing any group like Axeman did is appalling. Years ago, I am ashamed I stereotyped groups of people, not just blacks. Years later, I grew up.  We need to give each individual the opportunity to be themselves and not lump into some derogatory  category. To not do so . . . is like saying that based on Axeman's response (assuming he is white) all white men are racist pigs. I think not! Grow up Axeman.

I personally can vouch that there are fantastic black providers (and other not white providers. Of course maybe I hang out in different circles than Axeman, and his experience is a mirror image of the circle he hangs out in.

BTW.....I'm a while male.

Regarding your initial question about why providers might want to be identified Asian or Hawaiian could possibly be to create the fantasy, and not to be dishonest. Who knows. But I would expect the best until actions showed me otherwise.

Happy Trails :)

You asked why black providers often lie and say they are some other race, and I gave you the real reason. Another poster also wrote "Dominican" as a euphamisim for Black, but I don't see this as a lie or attempt at deception. Have you even been to the Dominican Republic or anywhere in the Carribean? Most of the people there are black.

ddd4111321 reads

My mum was half black and white and my dad was caucasian. As a parttime companion I suspect that many african american females "fudge" about their ancestry to draw more clients. As a woman we will lie about our sex partners,age and our hair? Sometimes our weight,hair colour and facial reconstruction procedures. The United States has had a nasty history regarding slavery,civil rights and opening up the doors for other non-whites. Look at the Borack Obama campaigns when he ran for president and the nasty backlash with  the Rev. Jeramiah Wright person? Women of color especially those who are very dark have never been treated so kindly in years past. Playboy magazine finally made Playmate of the Year in 1989 Renee Tennison the first A.A. That made major headlines. When I worked in a gentlemans club years back as a bartender. The general manager who was white would never allow black females to work at the owners (3) clubs. Luckily today african americans are college educated,the fortunate ones are very sucessful(wealthy,millionaires,multi-millionaires and 3 are billionaires. There are bad fruit in every bushel and its not fair to toss everyone into the bunch. D

ddd4111350 reads

In the business of sex the majority always rules in part because what most men seek are Blonde hair,green or blue eyes,large breats,tiny waist and long legs. Over the past 70 years in the United states those images were always seen in print,t.v,film, and beauty pagents. Not to sound racist but if you look at mainstream film,adult film,t.v,print many of those women have been white(1935-1999. Not all men are attracted to ethnic women. Regardless if they are african american,afrikaner,latino,pacific islander,carribean,asian,middle eastern,Hindi, so on and so forth. My parents couldn't wed in the US because it was against the law for a white man to marry an african or mulotto before 1969. As far  blacks having disease? Poverty? Pimps? Robbery? Theft is sadly a common occurance in society and it is wrong because it brings the police to our social circle. As a part time provider I have no use for Pimps they are nothing but degenerants. Poverty is common place in society and if you create an opportunity to educate and pull yourself up maybe you shall suceed? With risk comes reward. Now disease anyone can have that! Use rubbers,get tested and avoid reckless encounters! D

Who knows? Especially when TER has rather strict pegs in which to place providers. For example, my review read "african american" but anyone meeting me in person would assume I am hispanic. Due to my look and actual ethnic background, it wouldn't be crazy for another reviewer to say I am hispanic.  If someone booked me on being AA alone, they would probably be disappointed.

Nonetheless, this is the fault of the reviewer, not the one being reviewed.


OVOCowboy66409 reads

Posted By: YouKnowItsAnAlias
At least in Atlanta I am reading more and more reviews that state the girl is Asian or Hawian but you look at her ad and she is clearly African American.  Is this common in all markets and why would a reviewer do this?
I haven't hobbied much in Atlanta, but here in Hawaii, Asian usually means Korean.  Actually, this is a limitation in TER that I hope they fix soon.  There are no Asian flavors listed, and my very favorite is Thai, though Koreans tend to be hotter and naughtier in general.  Taiwanese, Japanese and others all have subtle differences.  For European types, TER differentiates a lot, though many end up in the catch-all dustbin of White.  I've known albinos, and still haven't seen a white human.

Hawaiian, on the other hand, does seem to be a misused category.  Actually Polynesian, with strong Asian roots, and no black in them, but considered black by the good folks around military basses in the south during WWII [along with the Nisei troops who saved many a rednecked Texan at the Bulge]  I have run into one chick parading as Hawaiian who had to be at least 75% Latina, and I couldn't detect any accent, knowledge or vocabulary from Hawaii.

As long as everything is clean and the lady is hot, and preferably bi-, all is good.

VFC101395 reads

Your answer makes the most sense. Bravo. Hopefully soon TER will add more categories.

Posted By: OVOCowboy66
Posted By: YouKnowItsAnAlias
At least in Atlanta I am reading more and more reviews that state the girl is Asian or Hawian but you look at her ad and she is clearly African American.  Is this common in all markets and why would a reviewer do this?
I haven't hobbied much in Atlanta, but here in Hawaii, Asian usually means Korean.  Actually, this is a limitation in TER that I hope they fix soon.  There are no Asian flavors listed, and my very favorite is Thai, though Koreans tend to be hotter and naughtier in general.  Taiwanese, Japanese and others all have subtle differences.  For European types, TER differentiates a lot, though many end up in the catch-all dustbin of White.  I've known albinos, and still haven't seen a white human.

Hawaiian, on the other hand, does seem to be a misused category.  Actually Polynesian, with strong Asian roots, and no black in them, but considered black by the good folks around military basses in the south during WWII [along with the Nisei troops who saved many a rednecked Texan at the Bulge]  I have run into one chick parading as Hawaiian who had to be at least 75% Latina, and I couldn't detect any accent, knowledge or vocabulary from Hawaii.

As long as everything is clean and the lady is hot, and preferably bi-, all is good.

Asian also often means Phillipino, a people who don't look much like what I'm looking for in Asian (Chinese or Japanese).

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