Awkward- .nah...but I have a question

Are you just wanting to watch the gal pee or are you wanting her to pee on you? Either way, it's best to conduct that sport in the bathtub.

Just a random question- how many of you guys, who participate in water sports, would admit to drinking a gals urine? I remember a guy that I spent the night with, he requested that I drink plenty of water..so, that I would urinate frequently. Then, every time I went to the bathroom...he wanted to lie in the tub and drink it. Now, this was a little awkward trying to aim correctly. Not to mention, although I'm an avid kisser...I really didn't feel like kissing him anymore. LOL

No... not awkward at all.

Not asked for everyday but not uncommon fantasy.

I knew one fellow who would have a warm bath drawn when I arrived and would lie in the tub while I stood above him.  

Another wanted me to sit on his face and let it out a teeny bit at a time.

Another had me stand, face toward tank, and squat just a little over the toilet and he got on the floor to watch.

As a side note: to minimize the funk factor of pee I've been told it is best to have the girl void and then have her drink a beer and some water. Beer seems to go thru a person fast.  

good luck exploring your desires!

Curious

Is your handle Johns-hoe-maker os John-shoe-maker?

My wife was beautiful. I had NO DESIRE to watch her piddle.

I entertain those requests. I used to have a client who wanted me to stand over him in the bath tub in nothing but high heels and pee on him.
That's as far as it goes with me.
(I am the pee-er, not the pee-ee lol)

Golden showers are one of the easiest fetishes to do. I leave the where up to the gentleman.

tinkle tinkle would anyone like to watch Haley sprinkle

Have you ever had a strong desire to listen at the bathroom door ? Do you feel a rush of passion and want to open that door and say "please can't I watch"? Would watching fulfill your desires or would that be just a tease ? Would you be absolutely mortified if you opened the door and your female companion said that was gross ?

So many questions to ponder from such a sweet lady like myself. Do read on and think before you speak as I am here to listen to your dreams.

I remember the first time a gentleman asked to watch me pee. My shy little bladder closed it's valve and refused to open no matter how much I strained. This too will pass as you read on.

Would you want more than just to watch ? Would the smell of pee and the sight of it flowing with legs spread wide on the toilet be enough for you ?  In an instant would you be tempted to stick your finger into the warm flowing liquid ? Once I got to this point of letting someone watch me pee I knew mastering the rest would be easy but no such luck. As the finger approached the flow stopped. Practice makes perfect and each time I would pee I started putting my fingers there and playing with myself. Finally i'm ready for the big moment.

Standing facing forward with a stream of pee flowing my friend smiled and gleamed with such excitement. Now I did drink a gallon of water driving to meet my date so this would not be a quick fleeing moment. He moved close and put his fingers in the flow with a smile that I just couldn't resist. Right in the middle of peeing and his fingers frolicking in sheer bliss I planted the hottest kiss we have ever shared. My stream ended with my hand on his hard cock. I was so excited I sat on e toilet and sucked his cock dry without a second thought.

Well both my friend and I are hooked and this is the start of my olympic water sports events. I kept on practicing every chance I got and soon I could stand over someone and let it flow. Oh my shy little bladder has become such a hussy.

Now that you smelled my sweet pee and let it slip between your fingers are you drooling for more ? Are you wondering what it tastes like ? Not everyone wants to do this but those who do soon will be opening wide and licking from my ever flowing stream. With a shower curtain on the bed and a few bath towels placed to catch the excess you are now comfortable. Let the games begin !

How would you like me to place myself ? Would you like me on my knees and face sitting or standing over you ? I promise not to drain myself too quickly. Please taste the delicate flavor mixed with all the vitamins I take each day. Can you taste the fresh carrot juice I drank this morning ? I bet you never thought pee could be so nutritious. I know you want to touch yourself so please let me watch. After all I do have the best view in the house and i'm going to join in myself.

Will you sip. gobble or feel the warmth ? My fingers may splatter the flow a little but I can hold back no more. My orgasm will be quick so be ready for my mouth as soon as the flow stops I want you to cum.

I do hope you enjoyed my adventure . This is a side of Haley that few have opted to see. I don't expect everyone to partake of this adventure but I am an equal opportunity provider after all.

Kisses Haley

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on!
Since I have no desire to watch anyone eliminate ANY waste pruducts of any kind, I often wonder about some of you "waste" watchers.  What a total treat that must be watching someone excrete!
Maybe if you're really lucky, she will have eaten a pound of asparagus, so it will stink too!
Never a shortage of oddballs around here!

from either direction.

Re: pissing fetish

In my civie life, years ago, I had a very brief fling with a married man who liked to watch me pee.   He was a psychologist.  Don't know if that means anything or not.  Hmmmm???

It is April after all..

I have known a few rather very highly regarded men in their own personal life that enjoyed that sort of "Fetish"
I heard in Germany that is very popular!!
just my two cents..
sincerely
Lovely Lorena