It was Christmas time and the neighborhood mailman was making his rounds. Most people had a little something to thank him: a fruitcake, a homemade hat, a bottle of wine, etc. At one house he rang the bell and the door was answered by the lady of the house wearing nothing at all. She didn't say a word, led him by the hand to the bedroom and screwed his brains out. Afterward she took him downstairs, handed him a dollar and cooked him a lovely breakfast. Somewhat puzzled, the mailman asked where all this had come from.
"Well," the woamn said "last night I asked my husband what we should get the mailman for Christmas. He said "The mailman! Fuck him, give him a dollar." Breakfast was my idea."Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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