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Just because it's Easter . . . .
coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 622 reads
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1 / 7

Doesn't mean you book 30 minutes and fuck like a rabbit.  Happy Easter.  

 
(A PSA on behalf of providers everywhere.)

GaGambler 40 reads
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2 / 7

Most lions can't last 30 seconds much less 30 minutes. lmao

 
Sorry CDL, but you walked right into that one.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 43 reads
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3 / 7

2 hours with yesterday would give testimony to the contrary.  Besides, you're the one that taught me about not making broad-brush statements.  I note your use of the word "most" qualifies your point for the allowance of exceptions, which is the case here. Still made me laugh. Good line. Lol

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 44 reads
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4 / 7

"IF" you're correct, then thanks a lot four "outing" me.  My inbox will be flooded with PM's from providers inviting me to see them.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 46 reads
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5 / 7

Not sure what CDL meant by "fucking like rabbits," but many people use the phrase "fucking like rabbits" incorrectly. Rabbits fuck often, but they certainly don't fuck long. The act lasts a few seconds and when the male ejaculates he falls over on his side paralyzed. They have a refractory period of a few minutes then they can do it again. (Source: I used to raise rabbits)

Maybe he meant that someone would book a 30 minute session and try to cum 15 times. 😂

Madison_Ohare See my TER Reviews 41 reads
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7 / 7

in my country home, surrounded by woods and cow pastures.  A slut bird caught my attention, perched and singing for a male bird and back and forth to the trees :)  

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