It's funny, I like to drink, gamble, golf, fish, fuck hookers, but I don't consider myself a "golfer" or a "fisherman" OTOH I do self identify as a drunk, a gambler and a whore monger.
I don't know if I really have a point here, just making an observation.
But I do have one point I would like to make. Most hookers that I know despise guys who self identify as "hobbyists" Some of them will admit it publicly, others keep their opinion more to themselves as to not cost themselves business, but most hookers prefer a trick or john a thousand times more than a "hobbyist" who is likely to nit pick their every action and write it in a review.
What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done During For-Play Or Sex?
Lick Lick,
Ashley
Probably, farting, but fortunately it was not a nasty one. Or she was too polite to say anything. What is yours, Ashley?
LLAP,
Swim
When I accidentally fell off the bed. Lol
Probably having Mexican food the night before a 1st meeting, having a gas attack followed by 30min od the runs on the toilet.
1/2 a 60min appointment lost, not having theapptopriate meds in my Magic Bag O' Tricks.
but I was thinking the EXACT same thing.
Of course I actually liked Mac, I know the term "mangina" was not coined with Dave in mind, but whenever I hear the term he is one of the first people I think of. Too bad Mac didn't find his way back here instead of Chicken Little.
One drunken night in Costa Rica I was playing Caribbean Stud Poker and was getting bored, I saw a real hottie standing just a few feet away from the table, asked her over and told her I would much rather be playing with her instead of this stupid game, she of course rapidly agreed and I gathered my chips as we started heading our way to upstairs to have some fun. Life was certainly looking up.
As we were making our way to the front desk for her to "check in" on our way up to my room to have some fun I asked her name, to my surprise she responded "Don't you remember?" and of course I had no idea what her name was as I couldn't ever remember meeting her before and she had the kind of looks that are hard to forget. She went on to tell me that we had gotten together the EXACT same way the night before, I was bored gambling and we had had sex together less than twenty four hours earlier, she then proceeded to tell me my name, my room number, and had so many details there was no way she could have been lying, and she couldn't believe I had forgotten her so soon. What could I say? lol I guess I was REALLY drunk the night before because I couldn't remember her for the life of me. The good news of course was that I got to fuck her for the "first time" TWICE. lmao and yes I didn't forget her again after that.
I know that I rarely remember the women I casually fuck for very long, sometimes trips to Latin America are simply a blur of tits and ass, but I usually remember them for at least one day. lol oh well, Here it is some ten years later and I still remember her after forgetting her after the first time, although I am sure I couldn't pick her out of a lineup today if a million bucks were on the line. lol
Gives you a different take on the meaning of"FUBAR"
"Beyond ALL Recognition"
I was hoping she’d join us, but she took off.
I didn’t care too much, but the gal sure did.
Of course the real nailer was the day I got a knock on the door and I opened it expecting to see my darling but instead ended up eyeball to eyeball with my (now ex) wife.
As if to make matters worse, the doll came waltzing up behind the meme sahib with Laurel and Hardy timing adding to the surreal effect.
Oh well all’s well that ends well.
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Not that it didn't happen, but that having a maid walk in embarrassed you in the slightest. I have lost track on how many times that has happened to me, I don't even slow down when it happens to me now. lol
Now the wife/ex wife story, yeah I'll give you that one. lol
or I don't get embarrassed easily, I don't know.
Ok I can think of something. The passing gas thing seems to happen a lot from both parties. It's no big deal.
I didn't pass gas that one day or didn't notice. But maybe that part of my body wasn't so clean. So after we finished and the little confined room was open. The other girl outside said something and reprimanded me. No it wasn't embarrassing. According to society they are nasty little creatures themselves, so was I too that day. "Daysie" didn't notice, it happened as she was existing the room.
And how about those motel maids pretending to not know and opening the doors to see what they can catch. That never happens to me. I don't do the motel/hotel thing much.
Another time a girl had just drank water and we could hear water moving in her tummy. We both started laughing.
Can't get embarrassed during sex. If not you wouldn't even get naked.
Lick lick
I was like a kid in a candy store. A few times a week, I would go to an incall mid-morning, then enjoy a leisurely lunch, and then see a different girl after lunch. The only time I can think of being embarrassed was one such day when I had two appointments booked. The first girl (new to me) was obviously a little older than her ad stated, so she had the lights dimmed down a little more than normal to try to fool the customers. Nevertheless, we had a good session, after which I jumped in the shower for a quick rinse, but did not linger because the lighting was so low, I could barely see what I was doing. I quickly dressed and left for lunch.
When I arrived at the second incall, it was much more well-lit, and I was greeted by one of my smiling regulars. She dropped to her knees as soon as the door closed, unbuckled my pants, and pulled my pants and underwear down around my ankles in one swift motion. I was expecting her to take me deep into her throat, but instead, she burst out laughing. I looked down in bewilderment, and she held in her hand my dick almost completely covered in bright red lipstick. As she giggled and laughed, all I could do was shrug my shoulders in embarrassment. She teased me about seeing cheap girls that used cheap cosmetics, then asked me at the end if I wanted her to "make it look the same as when I got there . . . . . . FOR THE NEXT GIRL." That made ME laugh, but didn't quell the embarrassment. She relished needling me about that for many months.
Are you also a philatelist? That's a hobby. Fucking hookers ain't no "hobby." Ask your buddy, Wu.
While I most definitely do NOT consider myself a "hobbyist" I don't mind calling what we do "a hobby"
Yes, collecting stamps is a hobby, so is gambling, golf, fishing etc, So why can't "fucking hookers" be considered a hobby?
Not to nit pick, but considering what a pedantic putz you are, why not. I don't mind calling what we do "A hobby" but I rarely if ever refer to is as "The Hobby" as a lot of people who are too PC to simply say "I fuck hookers" like to say it.
how about buy-sexuals?
Can we say "renter-sexuals"??? It doesn't sound a whole lot different than heterosexual. lol
I think most correctly describes the way I approach fucking hookers and SB's. Although I think as far as the sex industry goes, I lost my amateur status a long time ago, I think calling myself a professional may give the wrong impression about where I fit into the business, so hobby and hobbyist are the most comfortable terms for me. You can call me whatever you want. It has no effect on my reality.
It's funny, I like to drink, gamble, golf, fish, fuck hookers, but I don't consider myself a "golfer" or a "fisherman" OTOH I do self identify as a drunk, a gambler and a whore monger.
I don't know if I really have a point here, just making an observation.
But I do have one point I would like to make. Most hookers that I know despise guys who self identify as "hobbyists" Some of them will admit it publicly, others keep their opinion more to themselves as to not cost themselves business, but most hookers prefer a trick or john a thousand times more than a "hobbyist" who is likely to nit pick their every action and write it in a review.
I didn't think that was even possible until you tried to run this weak-assed argument by the board: "This IS a hobby but I am NOT a hobbyist."
If you were smart enough to read the NY Times (and we know you're not) you could read it right through that tissue of bullshit.
That doesn't make you a "hobbyist" it makes you a drunk.
The stamp collectors you love to refer to also have a hobby, it's collecting stamps. Right? Do you see any of them referring to themselves as "hobbyists" Jake, sometimes I wonder, is English really your first language? If it were your second or third language that really would explain a lot. Otherwise the only other explanations I can think of is that you are either being intentionally obtuse, or perhaps you're just stupid.
The abject stupidity of your "rationale" is obvious to everyone but you. Perhaps you make more sense in your native Cantonese?
PS: I assume you have checked with various obscure stamp collecting sites to make certain they never refer to themselves as "hobbyists" and that the same is true of coin collectors and collectors of old toys, etc..
Or are you just pulling another one out of your ass? Again. rofl
It's obvious that you are "Just stupid"
Thank you for clearing that up for us.
For you to back up your absurd claim that no one but us mongers calls themselves hobbyists. Oh, right. You just made up that bullshit from whole cloth, pulled it out of your ass (as usual) and have ZERO to back it up.
It's obvious that you are "just lying."
Thank you for clearing that up for us, though it was never in doubt.
Please point out where I said those exact words and I will respond.
If and when you fail at that, please quote my EXACT words and I'll be more than happy to reply, until then you are no more worth responding to than your idiot (and lying) BFF and I will treat you accordingly.
"The stamp collectors you love to refer to also have a hobby, it's collecting stamps. Right? Do you see any of them referring to themselves as "hobbyists" Jake"
Tell us, Wu, in Cantonese if you must, does "Do you see any of them referring to themselves as 'hobbyists'" not clearly mean you think NONE of them do? If not, WHAT WAS YOUR POINT?
OK, now cue up Wu claiming plain Engrish doesn't mean what it clearly says.
I would never use the term I front of a hooker, I only use it on the discussion boards. In person with the ladies, I will refer to myself as a customer, a part-time boyfriend (with regulars), or just boyfriend with the girls who I have transitioned with to a real outside relationship. Oh, and once, I referred to myself as "God's gift to a horny clit", but that was only after she said it first. Lol
For some guys who go off to DR, CR or even Europe or Asia, it's avacation.
For the rest of us, it's hometown business asusual.
