Well the football season has been upon us for some time now.
But it's only recently that I've been in the pigskin mood.

I'm looking for a ball carrier interested in some hang time on some artificial turf in my field of play.  
I'm sure we'll do some scrambling before we tackle each other.

Hmm...I wonder what's in the playbook?

Holding & huddling will get you a first down. Make the right formation and I will let you have a forward pass, (though I prefer a play-action pass.)
 
Be the man in motion while you try to open up holes in my midfield with a wishbone formation.
The backfield & end zone are in bounds to certain plays.
Though if you blindside, blitz or run a reverse on me, --I may have to block causing a delay of game.

I'll be your open receiver to your loose or live ball.  
I don't want a pooch kick but a pooch kiss would be nice.
If there comes a time when we have a dead ball, you'll be the hot receiver--I'll take possession and punt.  

You can be my flanker catching my passes I make at you.
When you feel you've had a completion, I will pull a Hail Mary and up your winning percentage.  

There will be no controlling the clock.
Let's put in some overtime.

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Now scheduling late season draft picks for:

M E M P H I S

October 15th:  4pm-11pm

October 16th:  6am-noon

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All that football talk and no mention of being a Tight End? I don't know whether to be disappointed or impressed that you skipped the obvious pun.

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