Myth #1... Porn Stars are all RICH!

We're Not!  Some of us get that way, but it's not as easy as some of you think.  If you make it a career, gain notoriety, market yourself wisely, and invest wisely, you can get rich, and live a very nice lifestyle in the process.  There are those who take their porn fame and experience and begin their own production company or other venture, control their image, and strike it rich... in business!

And it's not always who you'd think it would be who's rich... sometimes the smart ones aren't that famous, and the famous ones piss their money away like "easy come easy go".  You find all types in porn.  What happens is that most of the girls or guys don't make it a career.  They come in, make some money, and their life shifts in another direction.

It's a funny thing... I was talking with a "top-company" contract girl about website stuff, controlling her own website, etc., and I asked her an interesting question without getting into actual numbers.  It was "how many girls who've had contracts with your company are NOT worried at all about money".  She said "none of them" are doing so well that money isn't a real concern.

Myth #2... Porn Stars are all FREAKS!

That's not the case either!  A lot of them are, but not all  We've known a number of both.  And by the way, some freaks are very cool freaks.  And then some are just plain ole' freaks that you won't relate to or understand no matter what, and they usually end up self destructing or drifting off to never or rarely be heard from again.  

We've known responsible, fun loving porn stars who take their careers seriously, but with a grain of salt when it comes to the notoriety.  And they have a ton of fun, knowing that there's a time and place for everything.  Appropriate behavior at appropriate times, but they know how to have fun, cut loose, and heat up the screen!

The somewhat amusing cases of disillusioned stars are those whom enter "pornoland", make a bit of a name for themselves, and then "retire", along with blasting the industry and warning all the new talent to "watch out" for so-and-so company or individuals.  Those are the ones who weren't especially prepared for the decision to do porn in the first place, but did anyway, and couldn't deal with it.  Porn isn't unlike other parts of the world.  Some will take advantage of others if they can.  It's the "stay away from the shit pile, and you won't smell like you've been near it" lesson that comes in handy in life, not just in porn.

Then there are those who end up being porn stars who can't deal with their own minds, let alone anyone or anything else.  Some of them make damn fine porn stars, but most of them don't last very long, and don't seem to be very happy doing anything.

Myth #3... Porn Stars all have a BLAST!

Some do, some don't!  Some of them do it just for the money, some because they're looking for something or somebody, and some for fun and the glory of it... and as a career!  The ones who last will usually be career minded from the onset, but there are exceptions.  We touched a little on this one in Myth #2, but in addition, we can tell you that there are porn stars who appear to be having fun wherever you may see them, but it's because when they're "ON" (stage, so to speak, that is), they're "ON", but if you see them behind the scenes, it may be quite different.

And then there are those who can't even fake it... they piss on everybody they come into contact with, be it fans or peers, and if it we're for the editors, you'd even see it on video!

30 Things Porno Producers would have us Believe...
This list comes from an email that a fan sent... so we're sure it's been in circulation.

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patients cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

and finally...

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.