"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."

Maybe he could say Hi to my uncle..we always thought he was in Korea..

shit that would qualify me.  I fell down a lot, especially on the way back to the ship.

I'm DEFINITELY gonna vote for that man. He understands the falling down people.  Shit, my 1st company commander use ta fall down ALL THE TIME.   Then there was the Old Man, Pinhead the Mostly Dry Drunk.

I just need some patriotism out of the girls here.  Maybe a nice piece for this Memorial Day?

I bet that redneck in Georgia will title his  T shirts with the Curious George logo Surrender Monkey now

Hard to do when no American army was anywhere near Aushwitz. The Russians did it.

that counts.

In his dreams, Obambi liberated Eastern Eurpoe from the Russians

and was on the roof of WTCII with a 20mm AA gun trying to shoot down Flight 77...

Now it sound like you are describing Mr "I invented the internet" Al Gore.

actionary rightwing republicon.

The deal is, Obama is a hereditary Russian communist Bolshevik.

What, you never heard of Lysenko?

BK, you gotta stop smoking and start drinking instead.

started fighting" doesn't it?

Or maybe, "the war is over, but the troops can't come home."

How about NONE OF THE FUCKING ABOVE?!

Or how about, "You fuckers are so silly, I'll go 10 miles out of my way to slap you!"