the room to make sure the guy before me has left, but other than that, as long as it's as clean as a civvie woman her age, and I'm not stepping on used condoms or semen dribble with my bare feet, I'm kind of chill about everything else.
Some chicks are a bit self-conscious about being heard having sex by nearby neighbors (next door hotel rooms, hallways, next door apartments, etc) so they keep the sound up on the TV as a cover for any weird noises.
.. I gotta play with him a little bit and help him if he wants to be helped.
Since you are such an intellectual giant, it's time you realize that it's a transactional relationship, and everything else that elavates the said relationship, in your eyes and the eyes of your mangina brethren, is nothing more than a veneer, a facade. Now such veneer can be a good thing, but you got to know it's place..
Like I said, get some help.. No one gives two fucks about some ancient Chinese geomancy. Most hookers are laughing at you and gossiping like little schoolgirls about what a sucker you are, and most mongers are scratching their heads thinking who the fuck let this fucktard in..
None of these women give two fucks about you as much as you think they do, or you yourself seem to give about them. They are in it solely for money, and we are in this solely for pleasure. Anything else you are trying to seek, you are bound to get disappointed 99% of times.
A nice clean incall stacked with toiletries, maybe some beer, wine, soda, water is great, but Feng Shui ?. Cut me a fuckin' break.. And FWIW, I do agree with the fact that TV is a huge distraction.
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you happen to be experiencing a little flatulence after lunch?
If I see Star Wars memorabilia at a provider’s pad, she’s scoring big points with me. If she’s hot and nerdy, and my yang approves of how she uses her yin, she’s getting tips and repeats from me. I could give a chipmunk fart about her kua numbers or how she set up her bagua compass. And because I know what those things are, I should start a Fight Club.. shit, I just broke the first two rules.
In all seriousness though, in regards to an incall, all I care about is safety, cleanliness, and comfort. If she has a sense of taste and style, all the better but it’s not at all a determining factor.Finally, someone on the thread not sounding like a fuckin' broken record..
Knew a provider back in the days who liked to go to comicon.
Just curious, what's your usual hobby area?
NJ perhaps?Disregard. I see you have two whole reviews of one provider in NJ. Seems like Rena is not coming back, by the way.
Anyway, your style of writing kind of hit me in the face and when I looked you up on one of the other boards I frequent I confirmed that it was you. You got banned from there (the board that primarily deals with NY and NJ) and while I don't know why you got banned I can assume it was for your very annoying style. Lots of hyperbole and exclamation marks.
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Yeah.. You made your point.. You are a high class monger. We are bottom feeders.
Now go fuck yourself !
P.S. Some people just don't like things explained nicely, do they.. LOL.
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The 2 reviews are of the same girl BTW. So essentially just reviewed 1 unique girl.
As far as getting banned is concerned... I doubt that just someone's writing style alone would be getting them banned. If true, then the admin doesn't really qualify to be admin. Doesn't sound like the punishment fits the crime. Plus morons like him are good to fuck around.. Why ban them. Just fuck around with them till it's no longer fun, and then move on to the next schmuck.
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And Hugh Grant pick up a street walker.
So my guess is that the whole atmosphere setting didn’t register with them.
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make any noise. If they sound like an ass-fart, then I would consider them flatulence. If they are silent like a sigh or an exhale, not only are they not flatulence, but you're also going to need a bigger dick.
I don't get where you're going with this rant. Do you hate this life style or the guys who partake??
I dunno.......
My thoughts about OP have drastically changed during his short tenure on TER.
At first, I thought OP was just a regular, run of the mill mangina.. Then he started comping across as an annoying little gnat. Now I get the feeling that this guy has some delusions of grandeur. Now, I am not a shrink but looks like some narcissistic superiority complex is in play here..
Like I said in the very first response.. OP needs to get some help.
Street cred isn't something one proclaims. That's a poser, a faker. Street cred on a fuckboard is demonstrated by the quality of the information one shares and the manner in which it is conveyed. The group determines street cred, not the poser. You sir are an insecure little poser. You're quickly alienating yourself from some of the most established gents here. Might be time to re-assess your attitude and style. Just my $0.02.
of the guys on this board who have hobby cred don't need to tell us. Why do you think you do? Happy has 186 reviews, and he has probably seen way more ladies than that. He seems puzzled, too, about why you need to rant about how great you are. After all, you have two reviews, so we know you have paid for sex at least twice, albeit with the same lady. That makes you a hobbyist. What more do we need to know that won't come out naturally as you keep posting about your experiences, like it does for everyone else. A lot of people are skeptical here about claims of expertise until you demonstrate by your KNOWLEDGE that you know the ins and outs of the business. Just a suggestion that you dial back the hyperbole a little and people will form their own opinions over time without you having to tell them what to think about you. Of course, you are fee to ignore my suggestions because its just a friendly bit of unsolicited advice.
It actually sounds like he's a pimply 15-year-old kid posting from his mother's basement.
Nice music, candles, etc...
It's one more thing that separates the higher end pro from...well, the rest.
And well on his way to joining the BPOS and his adopted son Rocket as guys no one respects or listens to.
The Edward Lewis subject line?
I thought that was rhetorical.