Laffy’s polls never turn out the way he thinks they are going to turn out. His last attempt, Lamest Comebacks, ending up certifying GentleGuy, his fanboy, as Lamest.
I’m casting my vote for HobbyHunter. BigPapsan, as Laffy noted, warrants a look, but BigPapsan occasionally drops comments relevant to whatever the topic on hand happens to be.We’re currently sitting on a tie.
...so nobody voted for anyone until Daffy just decided to cast his own vote in his own poll? And then Chicken voted for Hobby Hunter, and it pissed Daffy off?
This turned out to be sad.
I wasn't gonna vote.
But now I vote for YOU, wilywanker, as Laffy's biggest stalker.
YOU WIN!
....but didn't Daffy already say that voting was closed?
We have a poll for the lamest post in recent memory?
I vote for the OP and its "BAT SHIT CRAZY author".Good idea, but you can’t start one poll inside another poll. Best thing to do is cast your vote for biggest stalker.
Current vote count is Willy 2, HobbyHunter 1....when nobody voted. And I know why you did. Nobody cared that you thought I was being mean to you. It was the saddest poll ever conducted.
He tried to close the vote, not realizing that P&R polls must be open for at least 7 days so everyone has a chance to vote. Feel free to vote if you’re so inclined. Currently you’ve got votes from Laffy & NaziNick, while HobbyHunter is one behind you.
You seem to know a lot about TER's rules, CKS. I admit I don't hold a candle to you when it comes to the rules. I searched and searched the Site Map but couldn't find the rule you cited about P&R polls having to be open for 7 days. Here is a link to the Site Map. Please tell me where I can find the rule about P&R polls having to be open for 7 days.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/site_map/
I didn’t even know that polling was even a real thing outside of a few people on this board yammering about it. Just for yucks, I’m voting for Laffy as the biggest stalker of Laffy.
Willy’s vote included an interesting observation. Laffy makes exponentially more posts about being stalked than posts are made that could be even remotely characterized as stalking him. It’s a novel but compelling argument to vote for Laffy.
It’s just more of you whining as usual.
It’s the P&R Board’s poll, this one initiated by Laffy. He’s trying to do damage control here. The last poll poll he initiated backfired on him, ending up naming his anus cleaner, GentleGuy, as the Lamest Comeback Commenter of P&R.
Laffy trails the leader by just one vote, and is desperately trying to close the vote early.
Willy’s vote included an interesting observation. Laffy makes exponentially more posts about being stalked than posts are made that could be even remotely characterized as stalking him. It’s a novel but compelling argument to vote for Laffy.
…I think it would be a disservice if I did not beseech CKS to change his vote from HobbyHunter to Laffy. I would also note that I’ve never called you the cowardly nickname that the board lefties call you, and what’s more I’ve always found you one of the most fair and thoughtful participants on this board.
CKS, I really think you should change your vote to Laffy. If this kind of unnecessary meanness he’s hurling at you doesn’t fit the stalker label, then I don’t know what does.
I would have said BigP, but behind the hatred and vitriol, he SOMETIMES debates the topics, albeit in his inimitable worthless, piece of shit syle, so I would have to say based on the past six months, Hobbyhunter, by a significant margin. He has no redeeming qualities, knows very little about TER, very little about P4P, very little about politics, nothing about Kgirls, and is totally obsessed with me.
You currently only trial him for that title by one vote.
My vote is cast for laffy. And truth be told, we should for him on his own OP poll as well. He stalks himself in here every day when no one joins his TDS circle jerks.
Most obsessed stalker of LTM&L is LTM&L himself.
No one replies to his posts more than he does.
It is understandable because what else is there for the miserable worthless mooch to do but sit and wallow in his own filth in his welfare motel room and post.
So yes LTM&L aka mooch-boy gets my vote.
And thank you for staying on top of tally.
It's 1 vote for HobbyHunter, 2 votes for me, and 4 votes for Laffy.
Thursday afternoon update now current including followme and Robertini’s votes.
As expected, Laffy takes the lead as the chief stalker here at P&R, but it is still the closest poll of the year. Will be interesting to see what the final result is when polling closes next week.Laffy’s lead is stretching out. This is the first time in voting that one candidate has garnered over 50% of the vote.
Did you vote for Laffy to be the most obsessed stalker on this board?
Lost cast a vote for Laffy, and it has been counted as such.
At the rate things are going, Laffy might win this poll by a wider margin than GentleGuy’s record setting SPOTY designation.
5 votes. The 5PM Update post is currently in moderation.
Laffy wins by a furlong.
And yes, for the truly stupid posters here, that means I cast my vote for LTM&L
Because I can't see the ones on ignore, I didn't think this through, but Laffy is still posting on nearly ALL of my posts EVEN THOUGH he knows he's on ignore. Now THAT'S dedicated stalking. So Laffy gets my vote. knobby hunter is still too new to get my vote. If I continue to dominate her thoughts for the next 3 monhts, I will vote for him then.
a few weeks ago so I can humiliate him a little. Its good therapy after a hard day's work. I took you off ignore just now to in order to post my vote change. If you want to say something to me, do it quick, because you will be back on ignore before I log off. I haven't called any hookers about him. Maybe I emailed to PM'd them, thought, but only after I found out his fake whitelist last year. Then I was curious about the others. I simply ask them if they really saw him. A simple yes or no is all I want. So far, not one has said, "Yes", but I'm not through the whole list yet.
It’s been a busy day of voting, and Laffy now holds a lead that appears to be insurmountable. Irony that in a poll he initiated, he managed to surpass GentleGuy’s vote total that was pulled in during the 2021 Stupidest Poster of the Year Ballot.
A note to Willy. I do appreciate your kind words, but am ethically obligated not to change my vote from Hobby to Laffy, although you and others have presented very convincing arguments. As the official vote counter of T ER certified polls here at the P&R Forum (I was nominated by BigPapsan and then installed in the position with unanimous consent), it is incumbent on me to avoid any appearance of impropriety when it comes to vote casting and the tallies.if you feel that way. I think its moot at this point. I don't think there are enough votes left to overtake your lead even if I ran the board.
Still haven’t heard from Lester, GentleGuy, or RespectfulRobert.
2021 P&R Poll Summary:Stupidest Poster Of The Year (AKA Village Idiot): GentleGuy
Lamest Comebacks: GentleGuy
Most Obsessed Stalker*: Laffy *The Stalker Poll is still open, but Laffy’s lead appears to be insurmountable. Jon Ralston is reporting that Laffy may attempt to force an audit, and is hoping to enlist the CyberNinjas when they complete their work on the AZ audit down in Maricopa County.
Laffy just might hit double digits!!!!
Double digits is very possible!
...ever gotten double digits before?
GentleGuy may have come close during the Village Idiot poll, but I don’t think he hit it.
Laffy: 8 votes
Hobby: 1 Vote
Willy: 1 Vote
CDL: 1 Vote
Or have you forgotten that already? Do you want to change it back to Willy now? This you your last chance.
I change my vote
Sorry, (Willy) but (CDL) contacting a bunch of hookers to see if they say Papa can't be beat
....that maybe that the people who can't lose gracefully in some way contribute to why they lost in the first place? Have you ever wondered if your political beliefs can influence how successful or unsuccessful a person is? How you ever wondered that whenever bad things happen to you, that you caused it? I'm not asking you to believe in Karma, but maybe the concept of Karma is just a way of describing something else. A kind of universal truth. It requires strength to help others. Emotionally, psychologically, physically. When you assume the burden of caring for others, good things happen to you, because the laws of the universe are such that it rewards strength and a million different and random ways.
When you become of burden to others you're weak. And over time, weakness just begets more weakness. And in a million ways, you will be continually punished for that weakness. You can look at a guy like say Elon Musk and hate him for his billions. But didn't start in any place different than you. Every day he did one thing, maybe it was tiny, to make himself a more successful person. And doing one small thing every day to improve yourself isn't that hard. How do you climb a mountain? One step at a time.
So let's try this again, Laffy. Who won the poll?
You changed your vote once, and the vote count was updated to reflect your changed vote. How can you read that to mean that you “weren’t allowed” to change your vote?
Unless you indicate otherwise, I’m left to assume that your most recent vote, cast for CDL, stands.Everyone could have voted for me. Everyone. But instead, almost everyone voted for you. Why? Have you ever wondered that one of the things that is required to be admired and to be likeable is strength? My point here isn't to toot my own horn, far from it, but who do you think is more disliked on this board? You or me? Why do you think that is? As a general rule, are people fans of weak people?
No changes since the AM report.
Laffy: 8 votes
Hobby: 1 Vote
Willy: 1 Vote
CDL: 1 Vote
Found a box of uncounted votes -- all for Laffy. Let every vote count. Otherwise you are worse than Hitler.
Found a box of uncounted votes -- all for Laffy. Let every vote count. Otherwise you are worse than Hitler.
Laffy: 8 votes
Hobby: 1 Vote
Willy: 1 Vote
CDL: 1 Vote
Laffy’s share is 73%, and his closest competitor is only in single digits.
Lester's comment that his own vote goes to Laffy, so doesn't that put him at 9?
Yes. That’s 9 votes for Laffy, leaving him with 75% of the vote in the closing days of the poll.
Laffy: 9 votesHobby: 1 Vote
Willy: 1 Vote
CDL: 1 Vote
Currently 9 votes for Laffy, leaving him with 75% of the vote.
Laffy: 9 votes
Hobby: 1 Vote
Willy: 1 Vote
CDL: 1 Vote
With almost 80% of the TER certified vote, Laffy finally won a 2021 poll.
Given Laffy’s stated intention to refrain from addressing his stalkees by putting the conservatives on mute, it’s possible he won’t have the visibility to repeat next year. In fact, many have surmised that Laffy announced his semi-retirement specifically in order to reduce his visibility going forward. A summary of the 2021 polls to date:Stupidest Poster Of The Year (aka Village Idiot): GentleGuy
Lamest Comebacks: GentleGuy
Most Obsessive Stalker: Laffy Thanks to a forum members who voted.