Newbie - FAQ

Hey guys, this may sound dumb but..if I get a chick but can't get a boner,
Friggin New Guy 20104 reads
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MichaelCA 12 Reviews 19213 reads
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Nope, sorry. Mostly it is a matter of her time having been wasted. If you had a multi-hour session and decide in the first hour you can't do it, then she will probably give you the rest of your money back, but not definitely. If she is being especially nice she may offer you a discount on a future visit.

I understand that lack of performance or premature ejaculation are not that uncommon the first time you see a provider. Most of them are very nice about it and will see if they can help revive your member.

mrphilly 15607 reads
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3 / 11

Hey, many people I've talked to were worried about that.  These women are professionals and make you feel very relaxed.  The best advice I can give you is to take things slow at first and get relaxed.  Ask her for a nice massage first and then let nature take its course.  Trust me, you'll be fine.

LapDawg 31 Reviews 18999 reads
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4 / 11

I'd say no because technically you're paying for her time and if you took up her time and couldn't produce wood, you're SOL.  Don't put so much pressure on yourself and you'll probably be fine.

sierra28 15368 reads
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5 / 11

Hi,
Just so you know, you won't be the first and you won't be the last but as a general rule I don't believe you should get your money back as your paying for our time..Just don't concentrate on your past "history", relax, have fun and talk about the first thing that pops up

MikeAndIke 20476 reads
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6 / 11

If you have a medical history if not functioning properly I'd suggest you tell her upfront. Hopefully you get a hot little number who pops that guy right to attention, but if not, maybe she can be understand and work with you to make things happen.

Maybe the little blue pill can help out too.

Happy Bonars To All
M&I

Groovy2 13 Reviews 17956 reads
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7 / 11

It takes care of all physical and emotional problems. Take one and your problems are over.

angelann See my TER Reviews 15107 reads
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angelann See my TER Reviews 17668 reads
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I even got a link on my web site to the stuff.It's cheaper getting it on the web then from a Dr.RX. Check it out.All clients should use it just to get those second and third helpings in.It works on providers too.I love taking the stuff.I have more fun when I do.

brett 17333 reads
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10 / 11

Or else you are not doing your job right...

Getting me off is what you are paid for, if you cannot get me hard, then how can you complete what you are paid to do.  It could be a number of things, if you are lacking in the looks or a little saggy in the ends, or maybe just giving me a weird, rushed vibe.    

I can usually tell right when I walk in the door whether or not I'm down, and if i feel that a provider is not going to be worth the time and money, I will simply say no thank you and walk away.

Of course this is pure fiction and is meant for entertainment purposes only....

angelann See my TER Reviews 13461 reads
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Read the Web Sites. You are paying for time and companionship ONLY.It is not an offer for prostitution.Any money exchanged is for time and companionship ONLY.Legally escorts can not and will not discuss or agree to any type of solication.No fees or tips of any kind will be quoted,negotiated,assessed or collected in exchange for any sexual conduct.anything else that may occur is a matter of  personal choice between two or more consenting adults of legal age and is not contracted for,nor is it requested to be contracted for,or compensated for in any manner.

Of course this is pure fiction and is meant for your entertainment only.....Wink ;-)

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