MEXICO
If and when I lead a group, I will request the following:
1) A designated driver with a comfortable SUV or luxury sedan that will trust me that it will be completely safe in secured parking lot on U.S. side of the border.
2) A couple other horny bastards that want to do nothing more than fuck like crazy that night. I don't want any wishy washy guys that will allow a hot chiquita to walk by without one of us banging the hell out of her. Ideally, we will fight over the girl and only after some argument will one of us take her upstairs, bang her and then return to share all the nasty details. We will then repeat this process many times over while downing Dos Equis which will have little or no effect on our Vitamin V enhanced better halves.
3) A dimebag of some real nice herb. I don't usually smoke, but this would be a very special occasion. Wouldn't even need to bring it across the border, just smoke in the parking lot on U.S. side.
4) The others would have to be kickback type guys that don't get offended if anybody says something stupid to them, even if it is an ethnic slur. The last thing I want is to end up in a Mexican jail or to find a ride home from TJ.
5) Preferably, the other hobbyists would range in age from 30-40 years old and be from North OC, SG Valley or Inland Empire to make this easier for all concerned.
6) And please, no guys that are going to fall in love with a Zona girl and then turn into a pathetic sap for all to see on the boards. This cannot happen under my watch! We are there to fuck and nothing else!
Let me assure anybody that has not been to TJ yet. A night well spent in TJ is a magical thing! 