Hey-it's Piper from AZ In LA now-"You know you're a nympho when..." *pix* (6/9-6/12)

I was telling a friend of mine recently,that I never knew I was a nympho until I became a provider. I really should have known when...

1. I would suck my boyfriend's c*ck while he slept-just enough to get him hard without waking him, so I could mount him and use his d*ck while he snored-'course he did wake up-I am not a necrophiliac or something like that

2.I climbed a 6 ft wrought iron fence-complete w/spiked finials-in stilettos and a dress because my boyfriend didn't hear his buzzer of his apartment. (He really got his brains f*cked out of him that night, for all of the frustration of almost having a wrought iron dildo when I had to skim the top without skewering myself!

3. When I would hang a rubber chicken on the door to indicate to my then, small children, not to knock on the door unless you were dead or bleeding-and it never came off. (I would have opened the door if something really happened-but I had to make a point to my 5 under 6 at the time. Now they have my libido-so they understand

4. I would use a full gallon of water to hold a dildo in my a*s so my hands were free to use a vibrating bullet and another dildo in my p*ssy when I didn't have a boyfriend. (I would do that for HOURS after the kids would go to school-it was a very "zen" activity and made me a very patient mother

5. When having a gangbang fantasy w/ ooompa loompas got me off for a year! (Yes, it's official-I AM a sick puppy-still makes me hot!)

So now I know I am a nympho because I am breathing. I could f*ck 20 hours a day, I LOVE gangbangs and orgies, hardcore porn, and get off to everything from a DP scene to b*kkaki. Yep-my name is Piper and I am a HARDCORE nympho, freak and slut! Thankfully, no one has complained

Someone in civvie world looked at me last night and said "you look like such a beautiful angel." He was hesitant to swear in front of me even or say anything off-color because I look so wholesome. Kinda like the time when I went to a very nice steak restaurant in Chicago by myself, dressed beautifully and elegantly and no one had a CLUE that I had a string of hot-pink anal beads up my a*s!!!

Anyhoo, get ahold of me baby! The f*ckfest train has left the station and is picking up many passengers on its' way! (Did I mention I have a fantasy of a train conductors gangbang?

Westside-Wed.June 9-Sat.June 12



Namaste
Love,
Piper