Three truckers stop at rest area for lunch. Two of them order Cheeseburgers and the third a hot dog. The heavy set waitress brings their orders. Takes out one cheeseburger from her right arm pit. Trucker asks why. Do you have a problem? It keeps burger warm. She takes out the second cheeseburger from her left arm pit. Trucker does not say a word. The third trucker says "I cancel my hot dog" !
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