A guy went to a restaurant and sat down on a table. He accidentally hit the spoon and it dropped on the floor. A waiter came and got a spoon from his pocket and put on the table.  The guy was so impressed.  The waiter said: “about 20% of our clients dropped the spoon so I always carry extra ones. “  Then the guy noticed the waiter had a string from his zipper, so he asked:”what is that for?”
     The waiter said: “I have to wash my hands after I go to the toilet, so I use the string to pull the weenie out and save the time to wash”
      The guy again was impressed and asked how he put his weenie back in.  
      The waiter said :” I don’t know about other waiters,  but I use the spoon”.