After a day of golf a nun returns to the convent, golf bag in hand, she visits the Mother Superior to confess a sin.  "Bless me, Mother Superior for I have sinned...it was today on the golf course."  Mother Superior replies, "Very well, my child, tell me about it, and then we will pray together for the Lord's forgiveness."
"I uttered a swear word...I was in the fairway, I sliced, and the ball went into the woods."
"And is this when you used the profanity?" Mother Superior asked.  "No my Mother,...an eagle picked up my ball, flew overhead, and dropped it onto the green, just inches from the flag."
Mother Superior replies, "You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?"