Erotic Humor

Not what you bargained for…
CENZO1 162 Reviews 944 reads
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Two attractive gals go into a bar and get a corner table. At the bar a guy looks them over and is interested so he sends a note over to them asking if they would like to get together for “a little action “. The gals ignore him but he persists, mentioning that he is loaded with dough and is “open to anything”. Finally, after a few more notes one of the gals gets up and goes over to him. She says “You are pretty determined, aren’t you?” He replies “Yes, I am…..I generally get what I ask for.”
“We’ll” she says “I’ve talked to my friend over there and for $100 I can arrange for you to smell her pussy. Are you interested?” “Hell yes!” he replied. She then said “OK, give me the money.”  
She takes the money, moves up close to him, opens her mouth wide and breathes into his face .

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