Little Johnny’s teacher was conducting a brief history of Mythology and projected a somewhat sexy picture of Medusa on the screen. She then mentioned that according to the fable, one would turn into stone if one stared into her eyes. She then asked the class what they thought of that. Little Johnny immediately raised his hand and without even being acknowledged, said “I don’t know about that, teacher. But I’m already rock hard, just looking at her tits.”

So, ladies…..the moral of the story is that if after a first date with a guy, the only thing he remembers is the color of your eyes, there may be a problem.