Twas the Nite before Christmas, and all thru the land.
Providers and Hobbyist were making a plan.
 stockings were fastened to the garter with care.
In hopes that the Hobbyist soon would be there.
The Provider got ready, fluffed up the bed, while visions of ecstasy danced in her head.  
The candles were lit, the mood was just right.
The curtains were drawn to simulate the night..
Then the phone call came in, to find out just were.
As it pierced the soft music, I got up off my chair.
went to the window ,the curtain pulled back.
Looked down below and saw a black truck.
The sky was all gray as the rain drizzled down,
Then he found a parking spot, without turning around.
A good look-in guy with a six pack of beer,
He was older, but lively, with a kick in he's step.
I knew then and there we would have  lots of fun, but heck!.
As he walked across the lot, he looked focused and strong.
And I thought, Get up here, Your taking too long.!
And then in a twinkling I heard at the door.
One little tap, and then there were more ...
I went to the door, pulled it open with a tug.
Invited him in and gave him a "Hug".
He was dressed very nice, dressed up for our time,
We sat and got comfortable, made sure he was fine,
Then my eyes started to twinkle, As I kissed him real slow,
Hes toes began to curl hes pants begun to grow,
I proceeded to French,didn't use a Hat,
Cleaned up every drop,he said ,Man ,I love that !,
Then we went to the bedroom were our clothes disappeared;
Lay there and caressed,as I whispered in his ear,
Then the nice smooth wet touch of my body and hands,
Had his attention, Now on with the plan,
I rode like a cowgirl,both frontwards and back,
He was asking for mercy But i gave him no slack,
Then on to Russian and Greek ,every language was spoken.
By the time we were thru that cowboy been broken.
One finish is nice, two times is a treat  
But the third time around just cant be beat!
He showed and dressed and as he walked out the door,
He said,Dont worry about me, I will be back for some more!
So,if this holiday time has you feeling down and uptight,
See your regular provider ,She will treat you JUST RIGHT!