Joe and his relatively new wife had enjoyed a lot of things together, but Joe was an avid fisherman and it was his passion. So one day Joe told his wife that he wanted to take her and their dog on a fishing trip. The wife said “Honey, I have to tell you that I really don’t like fishing.”
Joe paused and then replied “OK, I do want to go fishing with you and the dog; however, if you  insist on not going then you’re either going to have to give me a blowjob or let me fuck you in the ass. I’m leaving tomorrow morning. Let me know then.”
The next morning Joe got up early and was readying his fishing gear. He then looked at his wife and said “Well, what’s your decision?” The wife paused for a moment and then said “I’m not going fishing, and I really don’t like getting fucked in the ass, so I’ll just give you a blowjob.” “Fine,”said Joe as he dropped his pants. His wife got down on her knees in front of him and started to take Joe’s penis into her mouth. “God!” she exclaimed as she recoiled, “That tastes like shit!”
“I know,” replied Joe “The dog didn’t want to go either.”