had to go into town for the day and left his young assistant, fresh out of seminary, Father Timothy, in charge.  He told him to hear the confessions of the parishioners.  Father Timothy went to work in the confessional and after great success in handing out penance for each sin, a man comes into the confessional.  When asked what his sin was, the man said that last night, he had gotten drunk and gave a man a blow job.  He knew it was a sin and asked what he had to do to receive absolution.  Father Timothy was stumped, so he stuck his head outside the confessional and the only person around was a young alter boy changing out candles.  Father Timothy called him over and asked, "What does Father Callahan give for a blow job?"  The boy replied, "A Coke and a Snickers."