It was a man's 90th birthday and his friends wanted to get him a special gift. After some discussion they decide to pool their money and have an escort come to his house that night to give him the time of his life. Later that evening, as the old man was getting ready for bed, he hears the doorbell ring. He opens the door and sees a stunning woman standing there in a sexy outfit, total knockout. The companion says to the him "Happy Birthday!!  I'm here to give you super sex!" The old man stood there silently, looking off into the distance for a moment and finally said "I'll take the soup".