THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY  
After their 11th child, an Alabama  
Couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.  
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.  

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was expensive..  

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."  

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."  

"Trust me," said the doctor.  

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a Coors beer can.  

He held the can up to his ear and began to count!  

'1'  

'2'  

'3'  

'4'  

'5'  

(you'll love this...)  

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.  

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky ,  
Louisiana, Arkansas , Mississippi , and parts of Georgia , Missouri , and West Virginia.

I believe it as a "true story" and not a joke as it relates someone in American South!   I'm still laughing hysterically.

Funny joke, but where are fireworks illegal ?

Here in L.A. county but like everything else they are there still.

New York State, for one.