This should tickle your funnybone... :0) xoxoxo, Alexis

A 110 year old man is having his annual check-up.  the doctor asks him how he's feeling.  "I've never felt better," he replies.
"I've got an 18 year old wife who's pregnant with my child.  What do you think about that?"
The doctor thins for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story.  I know a guy who's an avid hunter.  He never misses a seson, but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek when he suddenly spots a beaver in some brush ahead of him.  He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM, the beaver drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else shot the beaver!"
"Exactly," said the doctor.

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