I have posted this joke before so please forgive me if I repeat it again. Maybe some “newbies” to this board haven’t heard it.

How the custom of the angel sitting on top of the Christmas tree came about.

It was the week before Christmas and all hell was breaking loose at the North Pole. The elves had gone on strike for better wages. The reindeer had come down with the flu and were shitting all over the place. Also the replacement runner for Santa’s sleigh was still on back order from China. Naturally the phone was falling off the hook from department stores who were yelling about when their orders would be coming. To top it off, Mrs. Claus had a raging case of PMS and was ragging on Santa constantly.  

At that moment there was a loud pounding on the front door. That was it! Santa stormed to the door and threw it open. There was an angel holding a tree.

“Where do you want to put this?” the angel asked.